don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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