I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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