Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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