rhymes with "ouble enetration"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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