I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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