Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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