is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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