she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You are a genius and a whore.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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