i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I understand Curling. That high.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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