i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
vagina is talking i cant
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The feeling are messing with the penis
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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