I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Are we still banned from the library?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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