woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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