We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
tell me about the eggs
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