I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
