Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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