I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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