I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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