How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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