HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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