I want to have your abortion
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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