I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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