NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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