tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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