Me too!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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