he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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