I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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