R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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