wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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