...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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