I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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