It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
