weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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