I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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