Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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