Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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