I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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