she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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