I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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