Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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