....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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