she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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