On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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