when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i wish my penis had a tongue
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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