You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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