I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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