i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
