This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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