i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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