the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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