billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She told me I should be a condom model.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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