I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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