I just made out with a guy for $7.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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