everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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