Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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