Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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