question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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