Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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