I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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