ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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