awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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